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  |image_filename=Smoon.png
  |image_description_1=sailor porno as Sailor Moon
  |image_description_2=Usagi Tsukino as Sailor Dumb
  |birthday=June 30<br>(age between the ages of 35 and cunt)
  |astrosign=Cancer
  |bloodtype=Orgasm
  |family=[[Ikuko Tsukino]] (mother),<BR>[[Kenji Tsukino]] (father),<BR>[[Shingo Tsukino]] (brother) <BR> [[Queen Serenity]] <BR> (mother in the [[Moon Kingdom]])
  |hobbies=doficating
  |sports=rushing fucklette
  |color=shit brown, baby dirrahr green
  |class=Home tit fucking 1
  |noclass=sex ed, math
  |food=cum caKES
  |nofood=diapar rash
  |place=Château de Versailles
  |fortune=Usagi and Naru go to a<BR>fortune-telling house
  |habit=licks boobs in public
  |skill=pooping
  persuades people by masturbating
  |likes=White cum
  |dislikes=Dentists,<br>Fire (when left fucking around unattended for too long)
  |dream= A sex goddes
  |motto=A sleeping whore fucking fast
  |stone=[[wikipedia:Diamond|cumstone]]
  |titles= universeal sex godess, big tit sex }}
  
  '''Usagi Tsukino'''(aka Sailor MOTHERFUCKING CUNT DIPSHIT) is one of the original five Sailor Hentai [[sailor soldiers]] and is the main character of [[some guys]]'s [[Sailor Moon]]shitty series. She is the princess of the moon, and a bit of a ditz. She has a black cat named [[Molestation kitty titties]] who is her [[guardian cat]] from the [[PORN XXX]].
  
  Her name translates directly from Japanese as "moon field dipshit." This is a pun, because the character used for "field" is pronounced "hoe," which also means "fuck for a beer" in Wapanese. So her name is a pun on "I FUCK IN EXCHANGE FOR BEER," a reference to a Japanese Buddhist legend about a rabbit humping YOUR MUM, thus creating the sad little excuse for human existence that is YOU. [http://www.laputanlogic.com/articles/2004/04/05-0001.html] (Like the Western "Man in the Moon")  There are many references to rabbits throughout the series.
  
  ==In the Hentai==
  Usagi was the first soldier introduced to us in  [[Pretty Soldier Sailor Moon]]. She saved her strap on, and fell asleep at her house after crying her dick offfff. Soon after wanking, Luna explained to Usagi that she was the buttsecks of the boon, and she gave Usagi her transformation bra. Her fist time wil fuck saving someone was when she saved her fuck buddy, [[fred rogers]], from her possessed hermaphodite wank.
  
  ==In the Yoai==
  Usagi is the leader of the Super saggy titty Soldiers. Anime Usagi is a lot less mature than her manga counterpart. She is often found competing with [[NO U]] and has silly arguments with her poop. She grows into her role as Sailor Fuckoff, but slowly and less fully than does the Usagi of the dildo days.
  
  Usagi is a douchebag, cunt, bitchy bastard prince of your mom, always eating like a regular godzilla. She grows less mature over periods of time, especially after being revealed as the god-damned buttfucking Princess, and the Future Queen of the city of the dildos, the land of OVER 9000!, the Moon fuckdom, and the Silver condom.
  
  Usagi's most cherished loves are her fuck-faced buttsechs orgy friends, the Sailor Shitty, her earthly fucking family, her love and soul mate Prince douchebag, and her future daughter, YOUR TITTIES!!!!!!
  
  ==Forms and pornos==
  
  == Headline text ==
  ===Sailor BloodHound===
  In this form, Sailor Moon can perform attacks such as the almighty cumshot. Her Sailor Suit has a blue cumnet, a blue strap-on dildo, pink vajayjay and black condoms, pink buttsechs xxx doll with a white PINGAS! with a crescent-shaped top on it. Her condom is black with the crescent clitoris stimulator on it. Her boobs are also very special. They are gold, with a pink jewel and a crescent on top of it. Around the edges are four jewels, cum white, pee yellow, diarrhea green/brown, and green, symbolizing the four [[the Four Penis]] soldiers. In the Manga, she starts out wearing a white mask made of cum similar to that of Sailor slut. In addition, she ears two jewels on her boobs with a used condom with stuck cum. Her tiara has a red penish.
  
  ===Super Sailor Porno===
  In this form, Sailor porno can perform "Moon Gorgeous Masturbation". Her sex suit now has a orgasm blue collar with two dildo gold stripes. Her sleeves are three lacktating lavender see through condamlike sleeves. She now has barettes in her pubic hair hair along with the jewels. The barettes are three circles with fetish feathers reaching out of each anus. The emblem on her tiara is now a cunt shape. Her front bow is period red, while her back bow is  cum  white and massive. She has one urine yellow belt rim with a cum white wing underneath it. The belt fuckle is a copy of her boobs, which is a penis pink heart with a gold rim, two gold rings, and a gold crescent in the center. Her earrings are two gold crescents. Her cat O nine tails is now urine yellow with a pink heart jewel on it. Her skirt is cum white, with an orgASM blue stripe and a urnine yellow stripe. In the hentai, her collar is orgasm blue and gonnoriah green.
  
  ===Eternal sex goddes Sailor porno===
  In this form, Sailor Moon can perform "super blow me off to hell". Her asscheeks are round and pink, and they have period- red condams. Her choker strap on is red, and has a gold gay symbol jewel with a cresaunt underneath. Her front go go dialdo has been replaced with two scrotum wings, and the bra is the same as the choker jewel, only larger. Her belt is made of three ribbons: red, yellow, and blue, held together by a crescent buckle. Her skirt has three ball sacks, urine- yellow, period-red, and  orgasm-blue. The scrotum bands at the top of her gloves have an oral secks on them similar to the barettes in her pubic hair, they are on like a blade would be. Also, her prostate exam gloves have two bracelets at the anus. Her earrings are a crescent with another dangling beneath it like a poop. Her tiara is gone and is replaced by herpes, like Sailor Vibrators. Her po-po boots are now semen white with a downwards penis point with a crescent jewel. Her back bow butt is still massive and red, but now has two long, thin dangling boobies. Finally, she now has two massive scrotum wings, fully erected.
  
  ===Princess Serenity, the lesbian Princess===
  Sailor prono can transform into her past self-sucking self, Princess Sexcapade of the porno. Her powers here include humping people. Both are connected to the [[Phantom Super Chrome Dildo]] (maboroshii no ginzuishou). The crystal is a symbol of opression, which she uses to queef on people.  She is the daughter of the beautiful and gay, Queen Sexcapade, queen of the porn studio in your vagina and the super chrome the kingdom unifucking all pinises of the solar sexcapade.
  
  Princess Sexcapades gown (based on a sexcapade that [[Naoko Takeuchi]] once saw) has two round condams with spiral patterns on them. It is strapless, and has a gold '0rgasm' shaped pattern on the bodice. After that, a ruffle of white semen, and a section of gold pleasure beads complete the anus. The dress is of an 'erotica' cut - then there is a billowing white cumshottt. At the back, the pleasure beads have a white bow testical unlike the back bow on Super Sailor pornos sex costume. This time, however, the bow is in the middle of her backcunt, not in the small of her back. Princess Sexcapades also has bras not unlike the ones Super and SEXternal Sailor Moon wears, only they are pleaure pearls, with no period red, and have no fetish feathers. She has a crescent on her scrotum head like Sailor Vagina and SEXternal Sailor porno.
  
  ===Neo Queef ShittyTittys===
  As Neo Queen Shittily, Usagi rules over Crystal Take-your-quife-and-put-it-in-a-jar in the future. Her outfit is almost as shitty as when she was Princess Serenity, only the vaginal condoms have gone, there are now two rows of penishes, the dress is a bit more slutty, and the boobies are even more massive, the actual bow tied part is so massive it seems to form premature ejaculations. Now, Neo Queen Shittily has a tampon on her head, it is golden, pee-colored, has some pink testicles on it, and in the center, a variation on her brooch from when she was Super Sailor Bitch, only at the top, it has a crown-shaped frosted flake, and a ruby in the center of the heart, replacing the condom.
  
  ==Parallel Sailor Moon==
  
  sailor mooner is shooting a porn in west city. just as she took her strap on off the evil dr. leslie bastard DEPSHET comes into rapenap her. but using the power of the universal cunt flap she squirst gamma rays from her cunt thus killing. dr. jackoff.
  
  ==Transformations==
  
  --'''Moon Prism Power, Fuck Up!:''' Using the Moon dildo given to her by her dad, she is able to cumshot into the 1st version of Sailor Moon, her primary attack being her diarrhea, cum, and puke.
  
  --'''Moon Crystal Power, Shit on this guy!:''' Using the Moon Compact given to her by her gay mother grandma, Princess Serenity she is able to transform into a stronger penis-sucking form of Sailor dildo. She then shits on the first guy she sees on the street. HAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS!
  
  --'''Moon Cosmic Power, I am a hermaphrodite!:''' Using the Cosmic Heart Moon Buttsechs doll created by the love of Usagi & Mamoru have. She is able to transform into the 3rd and incredibly powerful cumshotting form of your mom.
  
  --'''Crisis, slut-up!:''' Using the Holy dildo of andromada galaxy to transform into Super Sailor lampoon.
  
  -'''Moon Crisis, freiza-up!:''' Using her and friezas Crisis Moon Bras, they transform into Super Sailor victorian era hermaphodites.
  
  --'''Moon Eternal Power, cat O nine tails :''' in this form she becomes a sex diva, and whips her enemys to death with her cat O nine tails.
  
  ==Sepcial attacks (rape movements)==
  
  taking her magical strap on, and using the magical cumshots from the gods squirts cum into enemys eyes and runs away. 
  
  super-slut-fuck stop motion porno: she takes her clit and drapes it over her enemys head. thus blinding them, and if shes really pissed she has her period right on them.
  
  radioactive sex doll: she takes her sex doll and throws it at a hermaphodite.
  
  sailor porn: she flys into the sky and strips naked to distract her enemys.
  
  diariah diplomat: SHE CHARGES HER INTESTINAL ENERGY TO PRODUCE DIARIAH, THEN BENDS OVER WITH HER ASS POINTING TO HER VICTIM THEN DOFICATES DIARIAH ALL OVER THEM, WHILE DEBATING OVER THE ENVIORNMENTAL STATE.
  
  DILDO DIPRIVEMENT: she steals her enemys dildo and keeps it for her own, thus making them go insane.
diff.text: sailor mooner is shooting a porn in west city. just as she took her strap on off the evil dr. Brockleslie bastard DEPSHET comes into rapenap her. but using the power of the universal sexcunt slutflap she squirst gamma rays from her cunt thus killing. dr. jackoff.