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diff.text: '''[[Sailor Moon|Sailor Moon]]''': Sailor Moon is now a whiney, selfish, food obsessed moron who continuely forgets things, like the fact that she is a superhero, or that her cat Luna can talk.
diff.text: '''[[Sailor Mercury|Sailor Mercury]]''': Sailor Mercury speaks extermely quietly, so much so that other characters can't hear her. Her Mercury Bubble Blast is percieved as being usless, as is Mercury herself.
diff.text: '''[[Sailor Jupiter|Sailor Jupiter]]''': Sailor Jupiter is now a man named Leo who diguises himself as a girl named Lita, as evidenced with "her" unusually masculine voice.
diff.text: '''[[Sailor Venus|Sailor Venus]]''': Sailor Venus is now a ditzy blonde who is so stupid that she forgets what her attack is called.
diff.text: '''[[QueenTuxedo BerylMask|Queen'''Tuxedo Beryl]]Mask''']]: Queen BerylDarien is pretty muchstill the same, saveall forthough theHe factis thatterrified sheof yellsRaye allfrom thetime to time, and isdoesn't saidseem to illegallyhave downloadan Kellyy Clarksonromantic songs.feelings She also makes fun offor herSailor henchmenMoon.
diff.text: '''[[Luna]]''': Luna is now a British sounding cat who has trouble (ALOT of trouble) mentoring the ever dimwitted Serna.
diff.text: '''[[Artemis]]''':Artemis is now an alcholic with an Australian accent
diff.text: '''[[Queen Beryl]]''': Queen Beryl is pretty much the same, save for the fact that she yells all the time, and is said to illegally download Kelly Clarkson songs. She also makes fun of her henchmen.
diff.text: '''[[Jedite]]''': Jedite now seeks to use the energy he collects for his home appliences, like his Smoothie-tastic Blender. He is also technologically knowledgeable.
diff.text: '''[[Nephlite]]''': Still the same, except he keeps repeating how "the stars rule everything."
diff.text: '''[[Malachite]]''': Still the same.