diff.text: '''[[Sailor Moon]]''': Sailor Moon is now a whineywhiny, selfish, food obsessed moron who continuelycontinue forgets things, like the fact that she is a superhero, or that her cat Luna can talk.
diff.text: '''[[Sailor Mercury]]''': Sailor Mercury speaks extermelyextremely quietly, so much so that other characters can't hear her. Her Mercury Bubble Blast is percievedperceived as being uslessuseless, as is Mercury herself.
diff.text: '''[[Sailor Jupiter]]''': Sailor Jupiter is now a man named Leo who diguisesdisguises himself as a girl named Lita, as evidenced with "her" unusually masculine voice.
diff.text: '''[[Artemis]]''':Artemis is now an alcholicalcoholic with an Australian accent
diff.text: '''[[Jedite]]''': Jedite now seeks to use the energy he collects for his home appliencesappliances, like his Smoothie-tastic Blender. He is also technologically knowledgeable.
diff.text: '''[[NephliteNeflite]]''': Still the same, except he keeps repeating how "the stars rule everything."
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